Frusturbation | State of the art in 2016

Frusturbation has its roots in one evening when three men played a game of “Risk”. Two friends united in order to beat the third player. Their strategy however was a very short sighted one, which resulted in the destruction of player three and an overall disadvantage for everyone involved.

The protagonist was so angry about the short-sightedness of his colleagues that he couldn’t help but frusturbate. A legend was born.

The next day the three men decided to look for the newly found word on the internet. They were surprised when they discovered a description at urbandictionary.com which perfectly fit theirs’:

frusturbation

verb: the act of masturbating out of anger or frustration, taking your anger out on your dick, and ‘blowing off some steam’ by jerkin your terkin